Things to do Today :

1. Get up.

2. Survive.

3. Go back to bed.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Ya'll Ain't Divas

eeOh wow boo hoo, now let us all post it all in our blogs and let the world know your pathetic side of story. Pretty dumb questions you asked me those days. I thought, if I ever give you answers, it would make me a dumb ass too but noooooooo, I didn’t, did I? Hah! Sensitive, huh? Where are your balls at?

Now you lady, well you look one. What was your orientation again? I really hope you won’t get your big mouth in trouble with other people or they’ll kick your bony ass! You reeeeallly know how to paraphrase now, don’t you? Sorry babe, I am not complementing. I really don’t have to say anything seriously because, hey, like I said, I have a lot of friends with a lot of information. They do the talking for me. =)

And hey, you there! Did you really think that I would let you out of the list? No! In case you didn’t know, I know what you have said about me, you sissy! And now you took your hands on my property just like that? Haven’t your mama taught you anything, biatch? Just so you know, I think your nostrils are humungous.

Oh yea, and you, sour grape! I am so glad my man’s related to you, and I don’t have to back fire all your lame words you bushed out to your peeps about me. Your peeps hate you.

Sorry, Mom. I tried to be patient just like you taught me to be. But I will never be as positive. Love you!